terrypetersen

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.”
― Mitch Ratcliffe

Computer argument

Is it me or is it you, HP laptop?
Because we are not syncing this 5:49 AM.

We need to find a solution before
our disagreements lead to disaster.

My neighbor’s system must stop before
it touches our brick wall, thank you.
That name, labeling our working territory, isn’t mine.

At what age does a computer system reach senility?
Is your mechanical memory failing, like mine?

Can I help you in any way that technical
parts understand? Ah! You are responding.

I never knew you had pride like my fellow humans do.
Good job. Now, find a word that rhymes with orange.

See, I can be stubborn, too.